Thought as this was topical and way too funny to not share widely, reblogging would be in order.
Unlike people, viruses are smart and evolve quickly, making them a challenging adversary.
Scientists are racing to perfect a vaccine, but in the meantime what can you do to protect yourself and your loved ones?
Here’s the handy halfbananas guide to the (almost) pandemic.
Avoid drinking Corona beer, a possible source (allegedly) of infection. You’ll be safer with Sol!
One meaning of corona is a crown, so it makes sense to avoid royalty at all costs. They travel a lot, spreading all sorts of nasty bugs.
Cheap surgical masks are not very effective, but add a few drops of chloroform and voila! You can stay home and take a nice nap instead of going out and risking infection.
Viruses can be disrupted or destroyed by heat and possibly by certain sound frequencies. Initial lab results show promise, especially with Christian rock music and anything by Vanilla Ice.
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